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At The Malt Shop

A Customer walks into a Malt Shop to place His or Her Order:

 

" I'll have One Pineapple Malt and Two Vanilla Malts.

Okay, That's a One Pineapple Malt and a Two Banana Malt.

No; That's One Pineapple Malt and TwoVanilla!

Okay; That's a One Pineapple Malt and a TwoBanana Malt.

YOU, said: BANANA!

I know, I said, BANANA !!

LOOK; Number ONE, That's Two Vanilla Malts; and, Number TWO,

that's a One Pineapple Malt !

Okay, Okay; That's a THREE Pineapple Malt and a THREE Banana Malt.

But...THAT'S SIX !

Okay...Okay, Okay; That's a SIX Pineapple Malt and a SIX Banana Malt.

But...THAT'S TWELVE !!

Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay; That's a twelve...a TWELVE Pineapple Malt and a twelve...a TWELVE Banana Malt !! "

But...THAT'S TWENTY-FOUR !!!

TWENTY-FOUR !!!!! "

 

"WHAT YOU DO WITH ALL-OF-THIS VERY A LARGE A PINEAPPLE, huh ????"

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